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do you british and american people not realize how confusing it is cause I never know if I should write color or colour
ALWAYS COLOUR
It depends if you like freedom or not.
If you like freedom, it is color.
if you like free health care it’s colour
if you like the taste of tea in the dirty boston harbor it’s colour.
i think you mean harbour
i believe you mean “stoup”
(Source: therussianroulette, via xfawnx)
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Follow Me by Uncle Kracker is about him trying to convince a girl to have an affair with him
oh,
well FUCK…
i thought that was obvious when he says ”i’m not worried about that ring you wear/cos as long as no one knows then nobody can care”
ive known this since i was 7
yeah i never really paid attention to that line
my mind always replace ‘ring you wear’ with ‘things you wear’ and I thought he was in love with a prostitute
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We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. I can’t stop pissing on fire hydrants. I know it’s silly and useless- especially useless in my current state- but I am an animal like any other.
Augustus Waters, The Fault In Our Stars (via meelimonster)
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